
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
omg welcome to tumblr
(via lilspring)
IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
When I die, my only request is that this be played at my funeral.
Oh my!
well that happened.
Whatado?
besides just giving Katrina a heart attack? :D
My cat is just eyeing my iPad right now and looking at me with that “What the hell is this shit” look that cats do so well.
(via hannan-bookey)
I feel terrible and embarrassed.
/crawls under a rock